Wednesday, December 29, 2010

"'Filthy Faggots' - A Song About The Redemptive Love Of Jesus Christ"

Best headline ever (from Joe.My.God, hereafter JMG on this blog), for the worst song ever (no, literally, it's called "Filthy Faggots"), by a guy who should go fuck himself (unnamed, but his URL is GodGunsGutsGlory.com).

From JMG:
Good As You tips us to the latest musical entry from one of God's Gentle People™ who uses images from Porno Pete's site to illustrate his tune about "Filthy Faggots" who are all going to die from bleeding rectums. Or something. (Hey, yours truly is Filthy Faggot #1! Whee!)

Click the link to watch the video - and then go give the songwriter crap on his YouTube channel for winning the Grammy for Worst Musician-and-Human-Being.

"Filthy Faggots" - A Song About The Redemptive Love Of Jesus Christ - Joe.My.God.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Tucker Carlson, Jackass.

Tucker Carlson, jackass for pay.

Michael Vick was a complete asshole and idiot for running a dog fighting ring, and I think we can all agree on that. NFL suspension? Deserved. The continued scorn of millions across the country? Definitely. Jail time? Sure.

But since President Obama said he was glad Vick was signed by the Eagles, because he deserves a second chance, it's business as usual for the Republicans now. And Tucker Carlson, of the ridiculously pretentious bow ties, is the man for the job: "I think personally [Michael Vick] should have been executed."

Yes, executed. Because, you know, that's a punishment that fits the crime.

Carlson wore a normal tie for this TV appearance because he was afraid his signature bow tie would take its cue from him and choke him to death.

Monday, December 27, 2010

The 9/11 First Responders Bill: How the Republicans Were Just. Bad. People.



Who would block a bill that helped 9/11 first responders pay for the medical problems they contracted during those horrifying first days when the city was covered in dust and ash? Who would deny treatment to Americans who risked their own lives to try to save others, after wearing all those lapel flag pins (and condemning those who didn't) and making those innumerable pretty speeches about how New York is filled with heroes?

Senate Republicans, that's who.

At the beginning of December, Republicans in the Senate blocked the passage of a bill that would have paid for the costs incurred by responders who breathed in the dust, fumes, and smoke that covered Manhattan for the first few days after 9/11. The article: Republicans Block U.S. Health Aid for 9/11 Workers - New York Times

And the mass media barely commented on these Republican Senators, aiding them in their utter lack of morality. Even the NYT article above didn't have any quotes from the Republicans who committed this act of cowardice.

The most outrageous part of this is that the Republicans love thinking of themselves as the "Moral Majority." They thrive on shaming people who do things that don't agree with their own values but are perfectly moral, like not believing in the same God, putting life-saving water out in the desert for those trying to escape their impoverished country, or falling in love with people of the same gender. What hypocritical assholes.

The happy ending to this story: the bill was revived and passed, after some intense work from New York politicians and Senate Democrats. But perhaps the biggest hero of the story is Jon Stewart, who went on The Daily Show night after night to bring to light the hypocrisy and moral bankruptcy of the Republican party, or as he called it, “the party that turned 9/11 into a catchphrase.” Because of Stewart, Americans finally heard about the issue, got good and lathered up over it, and called on their representatives to, you know, do the right thing.

There was some sore-losership from the Republicans, of course:
One of the main critics of the original House bill, Senator Tom Coburn, Republican of Oklahoma, expressed satisfaction with the legislation’s final cost.

“Every American recognizes the heroism of the 9/11 first responders,” Mr. Coburn said. “But it is not compassionate to help one group while robbing future generations of opportunity.”

Still, the acrimonious fight over the 9/11 legislation appeared to leave Republicans on the defensive and concerned that their party had been unfairly demonized for raising legitimate objections to the original $7.4 billion bill the House passed.

“Some have tried to portray this debate as a debate between those who support 9/11 workers and those who don’t,” said Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, the Republican leader. “This is a gross distortion of the facts. There was never any doubt about supporting the first responders. It was about doing it right.”

To Senator McConnell, "doing it right" would have meant letting those people pay out of their own pockets. You gigantic dick.

David Weaving, Asshole.

Matthew Kenney, five months before he was killed by David Weaving.


David Weaving, a driver who was going nearly twice the speed limit on a suburban road hit and killed 14-year-old Matthew Kenney, pictured above. The driver had five previous drunk driving arrests and, under state law, should have had his license revoked in 1999. He was convicted of manslaughter, but now he's suing the parents for letting their son play near the road. And because he's considered "indigent," he's not paying any fees to file this suit, though the parents have to pay their lawyers to defend them against it.

What a d-bag.


The article: Driver in fatal Conn. crash sues victim's parents - Yahoo! News, Associated Press

The Jersey Shore Cast Rang the Opening Bell for the NYSE


This was back in July, but I couldn't let it pass: who thought letting the Jersey Shore cast open the New York Stock Exchange made any sense at all?

This Bodes Well for the Stock Market - Gawker

Noah's Ark Amusement Park to Be Built in Kentucky.

With dinosaurs. *facepalm*



Northern Kentucky lands Noah's Ark park - MSNBC.com

Some excerpts from the article (emphasis my own):

In addition to the full-size ark, the complex will include a walled city, live animal shows, a children’s interactive play area, a replica of the Tower of Babel, a 500-seat special effects theater, an aviary, a journey through biblical history, and a first-century Middle Eastern village.

and
The Creation Museum, opened in May 2007, "brings the pages of the Bible to life, casting its characters and animals in dynamic form and placing them in familiar settings," says the Creation Museum website. "Adam and Eve live in the Garden of Eden. Children play and dinosaurs roam near Eden’s Rivers. The serpent coils cunningly in the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil."


Exactly what makes a snake coil "cunning"?

And the topper - the Governor says there will be dinosaurs. And he said it on video.

Vitaly Borker, Asshole.



A recent exposé in the New York Times brought to light the physical and sexual assault threats of Tony Russo (aka Vitaly Borker), an online business owner in Brooklyn, who was using negative reviews of his eyeglass business to send him to the top of Google's search results.

Some quotes from the article:
“I’m going to contact my credit card company,” she told him, “and dispute the charge.”

Until that moment, Mr. Russo was merely ornery. Now he erupted.

“Listen, bitch,” he fumed, according to Ms. Rodriguez. “I know your address. I’m one bridge over” — a reference, it turned out, to the company’s office in Brooklyn. Then, she said, he threatened to find her and commit an act of sexual violence too graphic to describe in a newspaper.

and
A few hours later, Mr. Russo raised the stakes sharply by sending another e-mail, this one with a photograph of the front of the apartment building where she and her fiancé lived.

Then her cellphone started ringing. And ringing. Ms. Rodriguez and her fiancé went to the police station at 1 a.m. to file a complaint.

“At that point,” she says, “I was scared.”

What a lovely man.

On the plus side, justice was quickly served in this case, to the delight of his former customers - as well as thousands of readers after it went viral. They also made sure that Citibank, the NYPD, and Google, companies and organizations which had a responsibility to the victims in the story but had done little to help, were brought to heel as well.

It is unclear if Mr. Borker was right about the cause of DecorMyEyes’ surprisingly strong showing in online searches. But last week, Google published a post on its official blog stating that it had changed its search formula so that companies were penalized if they provided customers with what it called “an extremely poor user experience.”

For months, Ms. Rodriguez was unable to get much traction with any of the law enforcement entities she had called as she coped with Mr. Borker’s verbal and written attacks. Now, there seems to be a competition to punish him.

He has already been charged with aggravated harassment and stalking by local authorities and is scheduled to be arraigned on those charges on Dec. 22. The state attorney general’s office is conducting its own investigation and could bring additional state charges.

But federal law enforcement seemed eager to partake as well. In a statement released Monday, Preet Bharara, United States attorney for the Southern District of New York, said, “Vitaly Borker, an alleged cyberbully and fraudster, cheated his customers, and when they complained, tried to intimidate them with obscenity and threats of serious violence.”

I believe a "Hells yeah!" is in order.

Mission: Seriously? Seriously?!

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