Tucker Carlson, jackass for pay.
Michael Vick was a complete asshole and idiot for running a dog fighting ring, and I think we can all agree on that. NFL suspension? Deserved. The continued scorn of millions across the country? Definitely. Jail time? Sure.
But since President Obama said he was glad Vick was signed by the Eagles, because he deserves a second chance, it's business as usual for the Republicans now. And Tucker Carlson, of the ridiculously pretentious bow ties, is the man for the job: "I think personally [Michael Vick] should have been executed."
Yes, executed. Because, you know, that's a punishment that fits the crime.
Carlson wore a normal tie for this TV appearance because he was afraid his signature bow tie would take its cue from him and choke him to death.
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